with an appetite so dangerous

also, a coworker unexpectedly quit last week so now another coworker and i inherited all her projects, including writing and designing the library’s literature (brochures and whatnot).

i’m excited about this!!

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my place of work hosted an event for greg abbott today.

ew.

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penicillium-pusher:

"The A stands for allies!"

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"But we’re part of the LGBTQ comm-"

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"They don’t even feel attrac-"

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dark-precipice:

dark-precipice:

eldritchlunch:

cuddly-morrigan:

“Apparently other than writing famous cosmic horror fiction Lovecraft was also known for the nerdiest sounding letters.” - My brother

oh my god

Are you serious? 
"Whatcha thinka the NEW PLANET? HOT STUFF!!!" 
Are you fucking serious?

If I ever get a quote tattooed somewhere on my person, it’s gonna be this quote. 

dark-precipice:

dark-precipice:

eldritchlunch:

cuddly-morrigan:

Apparently other than writing famous cosmic horror fiction Lovecraft was also known for the nerdiest sounding letters.” - My brother

oh my god

Are you serious? 

"Whatcha thinka the NEW PLANET? HOT STUFF!!!" 

Are you fucking serious?

If I ever get a quote tattooed somewhere on my person, it’s gonna be this quote. 

i just realized that i’ll be that reminiscing alum wandering around campus next weekend.

where did the time go?

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I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

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smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

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source: skunkbear

skunkbear:

Have you heard of the mystery of the sailing stones? It’s not a Hardy Boys novel — it’s the strange phenomenon of rocks leaving zig-zagging tracks across Death Valley.

Well, they solved the mystery at last.

Image: Momatiuk - Eastcott/Corbis / Video: Jim Norris